Miracle Sales
A new item that is selling like “Two Buck Chuck” (now $3 wine from Charles Shaw) is figurines of St. Joseph. Joseph, Jesus’ earthly father, is the patron saint of home, family and home sellers. St. Joseph was a good husband and father (good qualifications for sainthood) as well as a carpenter and homebuilder.
Many Realtors are following an ancient ritual and burying St. Joseph (the figurine not the real Saint) in the front yard under the “For Sale” sign of homes they have for sale. The centuries-old ritual is supposed to be bring good fortune to home sellers and commissions to their agents. According to the information on the package “Hundred of thousands of people have sold their homes under the patronage of St. Joseph, whose intercession they sought after burying the statue.” The 4-inch statuette comes with a Realtor’s Prayer attached. Once St. Joseph is under the “For Sale” sign” the agent recites the prayer and a successful closing won’t be long in the offing.
At $9.95 including the prayer, I have included St. Joseph as part of my marketing campaign. Other agents may offer sellers virtual tours, open houses and full-page advertising but I am taking St. Joe on my listing presentation. He is now my best buddy. Wouldn’t you rather have an agent in partnership with St. Joseph working for you?
Realtor’s Prayer
Lord
I know this old fixer is over priced for its condition
But I needed the listing before my career’s attrition.
The carpets are worn and the paint is peeling.
The front door is warped and the roof is receding.
The landscaping is sparse, the pool is green,
My sellers are cranky and their dog is just mean.
My marketing plan was one to behold
But after no showings it’s now 90 days old.
I know there are many fine houses to buy
This isn’t one so I need St Joseph to try.
Oh, bring me a buyer who doesn’t need to sell first
Contingency sales are always a curse.
A qualified buyer with down payment to spare
High FICO scores and a lender who cares.
The place is a wreck for all to see
So a blind Home Inspector is ideal for me.
Disclosures and reports with no seller omissions
Less they interfere with future commissions.
Any offer would help but full price is best
My seller’s are anxious along with the rest.
I don’t suggest sellers rely 100 percent upon St. Joseph to sell their home. If a home hasn’t sold within the first 90 days of the listing period there are three primary reasons. The first is the price. There is an old saying among experienced agents, “Price cures all ills”. No matter a home’s condition, location or the current market condition, if a home is priced correctly, it will sell. The reverse is also true. No amount of advertising or open houses will attract a buyer to an over-priced listing. Sellers and their agents should price a home high enough to maximize the seller’s profit but low enough to attract buyers. In our changing market this is easier to write about than put into practice.
A home’s condition is the second most common reason that it isn’t selling. Homebuyers are paying more for quality and less for space. Smaller homes that are in top condition and properly staged will outsell larger ones that need repairs and remodeling. Smaller families and high-energy costs are diverting many buyers away from an emphasis on size and square footage to an emphasis on design and features. Quality is replacing quantity.
The third reason a home hasn’t sold within 90-days usually has something to do with accessibility. A home needs to be easily available most all the time for showings. A buyer’s agent may have only a few hours and not days to set up showing appointments. When selecting homes to show on short notice, I review the listings agent’s comments about showing instruction published in the MLS. Here are the ones I avoid: Tenant requires 24-hour notice. No showings on Saturday. Day sleeper no showings. Call agent to schedule showings. Beware large dog. Call agent for alarm code. No lock box, key in office. Restrictive hours. Here are the agent’s comments I look for when pressed for time: Vacant lock box. Call first lock box. Easy to show. Go and show. Show anytime. Agents welcome L.B. The published agents showing instructions also reveal much about a seller’s motivation.
Yes, every situation and home is different but in today’s market, sellers need every edge in their favor. Price, condition and accessibility are three big ones, although I am not ruling out the miracle of asking St. Joseph for a little help.
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